Okay bros, what’s with the frozen-in-space-and-time routine? Eh? 

…Mister Etch-a-Sketch?

…8-bit? 

Oi! Monochrome! Why so blue?

You’ve been contemplating that nacho for almost a month now.

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oh gREAT GLOBS OF OOBLECK

I’VE GONE AND BROKEN THE HUMANS 

lowquality-campkid:

campsketch:

swunscreen:

LOOK OKAY STOP IT, S TOP pUT DOWN THE….CHEESE why would you—corns? I just—

Nevermind wow, okay, uhm, aNYWAY sO—

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LQ, this is, Sketch…? I think, yeah, sorry…yeah. Sketch. Sketch, this is my bunkmate LQ, he showed me all the way to our cabin and was very welcoming and brave…and…talkative.

And, this is, Truff. He’s a tree.

Let me first say I am really glad you both see him too.

Secondly I’m sure you’re wondering why I have gathered you all here today and that is because in this relentless game of life we sometimes get thrown into situations that can be trying, like camps, particularly magic camps, and we could probably use some allies. The other reason is nachos are delicious and potentially dangerous and that’s pretty cool in my book so I’m glad you could all join me for that.

I also haven’t exactly gathered you all here because we all just sorta showed up so moreso I’m just glad that we could all be introduced and I think I might be burning pretty badly right now but I’m going to ignore it for the sake of social interaction how about that!!! Yeah! Yeah. Okay.

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Uh, yeah, hi, nice to meet you… er, LQ.

Wait—Cabin—?

You guys are in Cabin 41, right?

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Isn’t that the one with the weird uniforms?

N-nice to meet you too… u-uhm, question!!!

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I, uhm… I d-didn’t hear anything about special uniforms!! I mean, i haven’t yet, uhm, it w-wasn’t listed in the camp guidelines, and, uhm… w-we, I c-can’t wear some fabrics, it irritates m-my skin a lot, o-or some of them m-mama says its, they’re pacts with the devil. S-so, uhm. I didn’t hear about that.

W-what’s this about magic? T-this isn’t wizard camp. I’m k-kind of allergic to trees too s-so uhm, i-if you could n-not have too much pollens or spores or m-microallergens on y-you that would be nice, T-truffles!! thats your name right

(Are the nachos made with lactose…..I don’t want everyone to think I’m weird….)

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whhHHOAAAAA there bro, don’t let’s talk about pOLLEN at the tablebench. There are saplings present.

Calm your canaries. I ain’t no micro-mushroom or lactose-fabric or whatever it was you said.

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So, I’m not very good at human interaction yet. Lemme just see if I got this right…

Monochrome is gonna make us part of his dangerous magical nacho army while questioning his sanity and trying not to catch on fire. (Good plan man. Everything’s dangerous when it’s on fire.)

Mr. Etch-a-Sketch is ignoring the most dangerous nacho and debating the need for 41 ill-becoming uniforms. (I’d wonder about that too.)

And 8-bit over here is asking inappropriate questions and jibber-jabbering about something I can’t quite make out—irritating wizards or some such tom-foolery. 

Is that about it?

I’m old enough to pOINT AT YOU AND SHAKE MY FIST IN THE AIR. 

PUNK.

swunscreen:

 

They’re…

They’re not dangerous, they’re just nachos…I mean…I suppose anything could be dangerous really…

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I dunno man I make it a point to never trust the corns

No I’m a tree what’s wrong with you

I provide the shade know what I’m sayin’

campsketch:

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S-Step into the—the what? Color? W-What do you—er—

Uh—I’m—You— You’re really a tree.

Jeez, that’s—

ah h ah ah…

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ahah ah ahaaha ha

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ahah ha ah ha…

Yeah color bro. I gots color. I mean, I could be all semi-color like you. 

Or like the monochrome kid who apparently has no concept of my hat. 

Even that kid hiding behind my distant relatives. He’s got color. Splotchy color.  

Man. Life is a magic thing. 

swunscreen:

Yeah, that was my first thought too.

Sketch, Truff, Truff, Sketch.

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How’s your burn, man? And are you feeling any better since you call—erm…y-yeah, your burn I mean. Since you were burned.

I have all sorts of aloe and stuff if you need it.

Oh, but right…nachos. Here.

YO WASSUP COME STEP INTO THE COLOR

I SPEAK THE HUMAN TONGUES BRO

AM I DOING THIS RIGHT

swunscreen:

hAHAHAA, okay, please tell me….

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Are all trees this weird, or just you?

Man are you even eating any of that? Geez.

…It appears I cannot reason with the nachos. 

Trees are boring, yo, you ain’t never met one like me. 

swunscreen:

 

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Yeah alright.

yEAH MAN. CHECK IT. WE GOT US THE NACHOS. 

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I…I’m not well versed in the nacho haver-y. 

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swunscreen:

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…Wanna go buy some nachos?